girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

E and I were playing euchre when we ran into this lovely person

He ended up leaving the game, and we won anyway

vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

just-shower-thoughts:

If you made $1 every second from birth, you’d be a millionaire in under 2 weeks and a billionaire in your thirties. But unless you live to be 3500 you’ll never be as wealthy as Jeff Bezos.